Get your tickets here, for the biannual dignity vacuum that is transfer deadline day, an event that quite literally has something for everyone. Get yourself on mum’s computer and bicker tediously with anonymous Twitter fans of other massive clubs with morally questionable owners over whose morally questionable owners are the most morally questionable!!! Good for you – there’s lots of football on tonight, even if it does play second fiddle to all today’s deadline day delirium. Or in the case of one Britannia Stadium deadline day favourite … just roll-up. Meanwhile Steve McMahon’s mate Nick Ames will clack the keys on the deadline day liveblog despite what we’ve just written about deadline day.

Source: The Guardian January 31, 2018 16:41 UTC